I might have something really important to ask you, Mr. Taft. How do I get in touch?
You can always reach me through my contact form. I run this place by myself – I’m the head designer, the shipping department and customer service all rolled into one oversized Presidential package.
So tell me more about your shirts, Tafty?
Listen guy, I’m a former President of the United States of America. Let’s watch it with the informalities. My t-shirts are all made and screen printed in California. They’re as soft as my mustache when I was a newborn tycoon and they will make you look as good as you feel (really good).
Do they fit pretty standardly?
They are slim fit… if you like your shirts super loose, order up a size.
What’s up with shipping?
I ship two times a week via good ol’ American USPS Priority, typically takes 2-3 business days. You’ll have your shirt before you know it.
What if I’m unhappy with my order? Can I return it?
What is this, Russia? If you don’t like your shirt, send it back for an exchange or a refund. I got you.